Ho Ho Ho! and Ha Ha Ha! These Dad Jokes Will Bring on the Holiday Cheer

1. Q: What sort of automobiles do Santa’s elves drive?
A: Toy-otas

2. Q: What number of presents can Santa slot in an empty sack?
A: Just one. After one current, it isn’t empty anymore.

3. Q: Who’s Santa’s favourite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley!

4. Q: Who’s Santa’s favourite feminine pop star?
A: Beyon-sleigh

5. Q: What do you get once you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

6. Sister: What are you giving Mother and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A listing of every part I would like!

7. Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle

8. Q: How do Christmas angels greet one another?
A: “Halo!”

9. Q: What’s a sheep’s favourite Christmas track?
A: “Fleece Navidad!”

10. Q: What do you get should you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pineapple!

11. Q: What do you name Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.

12. Q: What did Santa Claus say when he crashed his sleigh?
A: Effectively, now I am actually Scrooged.

13. Q: What’s purple, white, and blue at Christmas time?
A: A tragic sweet cane!

14. Q: What did one snowman say to the opposite snowman?
A: “Do you scent carrots?”

15. Q: What did the trainer say to Rudolph when he did not put together for his take a look at on the Civil Warfare?
A: You may go down in historical past!

16. Q: What do you name an individual who’s afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

17. Q: If the tip of the 12 months is on December 31, then what’s on the finish of Christmas?
A: The letter S.

18. Q: The place does Santa keep when he is on a trip?
A: At a ho-ho-hotel.

19. Q: What is the distinction between the Christmas alphabet and the unusual alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has No-el.

20. Q: Why did Frosty’s spouse ask for a divorce?
A: Frosty the Snowman was being a complete flake!

21. Q: What does Santa eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes

22. Q: What do you name Santa residing within the South Pole?
A: A misplaced clause.

23. Q: How does Santa preserve observe of all of the fireplaces he is visited?
A: He retains a log e-book.

24. Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A: Impolite-olph!

25. Q: What do elves sing to Santa Claus?
A: “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow”

26. Q: What’s a canine’s favourite carol?
A: “Bark, the Herald Angels Sing”

27. Q: Why did Santa’s helper see a psychologist?
A: As a result of he had low elf-esteem

28. Q: What do the elves name it when Santa claps his palms on the finish of a efficiency?
A: Santapplause

Merry Christmas!