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Kevin Hart Hilariously Rails Against His Kids’ Private School in Comedy Special

Comic Kevin Hart has just a few points with the place his children go to highschool, as he describes in his new Netflix comedy particular, Zero F—ks Given. “Sure, my children attend non-public college,” he says within the hour-long stand-up routine. “Doesn’t imply I’m a fan of it.”

For starters, non-public faculties “breed b—hes,” observes Kevin, who has two daughters, 15-year-old Heaven and a new child lady, and two sons, 13-year-old Hendrix and 2-year-old Kenzo. 

“You ever seen a grown man get punched within the face that went to personal college? He instantly appears to be like for a instructor. … On the lookout for somebody to inform him why. ‘I don’t know! Why? What? We gotta have an arbitration. When’s the assembly?’”

Kevin Hart says the varsity nags him about his son’s efficiency.

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“My son, he’s what you name … dumb. Struggling academically,” the Die Hart actor says within the particular. “I do know you guys are like, ‘Don’t name your child dumb.’ Why not? He’s mine! Chip off the outdated f–king block. It’s not like I’m standing up right here as a smart-ass man. I used to be dumb as s–t, too. Labored out for f–king me. Thus far, dumb is the fitting solution to go in my family!”

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Kevin says he’s irritated by the variety of occasions the varsity calls him to report on his son’s efficiency. “Mr. Hart, he failed one other check. Mr. Hart, his grades are dropping. Wish to focus on your child’s grades? They proceed to drop,” Kevin says. “I snapped on ‘em. Don’t f–king name me no extra. Don’t name me about his grades no extra. Name him. Name him.”

He goes on: “That’s his drawback. That’s not my f–king drawback. Final I checked, I went to highschool, I handed, I’m profitable. I’m not going to highschool once more. He must f–king go that class, not me. Name him.”

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Kevin Hart says the varsity needed him to be a greeter.

“I don’t really feel like my children’ non-public college respects my degree of movie star,” Kevin says within the particular. “I’m a really humble man. Could not look like it after that sentence, however I’m. I’m a really humble man. What’s understood doesn’t should be stated. You realize who I’m, and I do know you realize who the f–k I’m. They put me able to must say who I’m.”

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The Central Intelligence star then recounts a time when a instructor requested him to be a greeter on the college’s truthful. “I gave her lots of time for her to say, ‘I’m bulls–ting.’ She by no means stated it,” he provides. “You don’t come to me and ask me to be a f–king greeter. I had the #1 film on the field workplace on the time. I used to be on the aspect of f–king buses. You don’t ask me to be the greeter.”

Kevin says the varsity might have chosen different celebrities to be greeters on the occasion. “There are different mother and father that acquired children who go there which might be former actors and actresses that you possibly can have f–king requested,” he says. “Carlton from the Contemporary Prince? Alfonso [Ribeiro]? That’s your greeter! … Terry Crews, he acquired children that go there. That’s your greeter, pec-popping on the entrance!”

Kevin Hart: Zero F—ks Given is at the moment streaming on Netflix.

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