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There Are an Alarming Number of Keanu Reeves Fans Who Think He Was a Marine

It is onerous to not love Keanu Reeves. Positive, tons of struggling actors and snobby lecturers who by no means had vital leisure careers will flip their noses up at his “lack of vary” or his “monotone” performances, but when he is such a foul thespian, then why does he hold nabbing superb roles in high-profile flicks?

In reality, he is so convincing in John Wick that followers are actually asking if he was ever a marine.

It is actually not a query prompted by Keanu’s film ‘The Evening Earlier than.’

The 1988 movie was just about The Hangover earlier than The Hangover ever existed. It stars Keanu as a nerd in highschool (I do know, lamest casting ever — the one factor nerdy about Keanu Reeves is how un-nerdy he’s, that means, he takes his coolness to ranges of nerddom, that is how a lot he embodies what it’s to be superior) by the title of Winston. One other, utterly un-nerdy title in a movie that takes place by means of quite a lot of flashbacks.

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The film has a splash of Dangerous Enterprise with some typical ’80s teen rom-com tropes tossed into the combo: there is a promenade, Winston dropping his dad’s automotive, and a few misogynistic humor thrown into the combo: i.e. Winston unknowingly sells his promenade date. The tagline just about sums all of it up: “You misplaced your father’s automotive, bought your promenade date and a man referred to as ‘Tito’ needs you useless. It is a date that is the time of your life.”

It solely obtained an viewers rating of 55 % on Rotten Tomatoes, however it’s unclear whether or not or not this accounts for the Keanu handicap which robotically provides one other 45 factors to a movie no matter its high quality. Which implies that if The Artist starred Keanu, it could be a stable 45 % in my e book.

The Evening Earlier than in all probability is not trending proper now simply because Reeves is in it, which might be a sufficiently big motive, however Lori Loughlin as properly.

The Full Home star was lately mired in a university admissions scandal the place she, together with different rich mother and father, have been charged with bribing universities to get their children into high-profile faculties even supposing their grades weren’t all that as much as snuff. Lori is Keanu’s promenade date who will get bought into prostitution within the movie, and she or he clearly has an affinity for lace gloves.

Was Keanu Reeves ever a Marine?

Regardless of the dude’s proclivity for shredding it up on firearms programs and realizing his means round quite a lot of totally different weapons, no, Keanu was by no means a marine. He led a fairly cosmopolitan life, and whereas he was a darn good ice hockey goalie participant as a teen with aspirations to play for Canada’s Olympic group, he in the end pursued a profession in performing on the age of 15. His main pursuits have been at all times music and theater/movie.

He attended the Avondale Secondary Various College across the time he determined to make performing his profession, which allowed him to amass an training whereas auditioning for varied commercials, TV roles, and presentation gigs. He dropped out of highschool when he was 17 years outdated, however by no means seemed again and he’s the movie star everyone knows and love at present in consequence.

So once you check out Keanu’s life, it is just about the identical variety one which “fictional Keanu” humble brags about in At all times Be My Possibly. The man was by no means a Marine, and I, for one, am very completely satisfied he determined to observe his intestine at 15 years outdated and simply devoted himself totally to pursuing his dream of turning into a movie actor.

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Derek is the great gaming geek for longer than he cares to admit and love everything about the gaming world. He is connected with tech work from the last five years and always loves to learn and writer new about the current technology. You can mail him @ derek@rexweyler.com.

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